Hmmm: DOGE would like former FBI Director James Comey to explain why he authorized a $6 million payment to himself in 2016

DOGE would like former FBI Director James Comey to explain why he authorized a $6 million payment to himself in 2016… According to the DOGE report, Comey justified the payment as a “critical security expenditure” but failed to mention that the security in question was primarily for his personal comfort and convenience. The expenditures included: A custom-made, bulletproof trench coat – Because, as Comey reportedly told an aide, “If I’m going down, I’m going down looking like a 1940s detective.” The coat also came with a built-in espresso machine, just in case counter-espionage work got exhausting. A state-of-the-art, crime-solving magnifying glass – At a cost of $1.2 million, this solid-gold, FBI-engraved Sherlock Holmes-style magnifying glass was allegedly “necessary for close reading of classified documents.”

DOGE investigators note that the device remained completely unused, except for dramatic effect during Congressional hearings. A life-sized wax statue of himself – Installed in his office to intimidate subordinates into thinking he was always watching. Witnesses say the statue was even taller than the real Comey, and he reportedly would stand next to it and whisper, “Which one is the real me, agents? Choose wisely.” A $500,000 “Mission: Impossible”-style self-destructing office chair – This chair, made from carbon fiber and classified Pentagon technology, was designed to eject him through the ceiling if he ever needed a quick escape. Unfortunately, the button was installed backwards, leading to one intern being launched into the cafeteria when they accidentally sat down in the chair. An FBI-branded “Super Spy Kit” for home use – This kit contained high-tech surveillance gadgets such as binoculars that could see into the past (or at least that’s what the receipt claimed), a pair of night-vision socks, and a secret compartment in his fridge labeled “Classified Snacks.”

• Yes!! James…. Silent when innocent were being prosecuted,,, raped, molested, mutilated, murdered, taxpayer funds stolen,,,, you are a coward, and a crook! – Pastor Perry
• I always wanted to write myself a big check. My only problem was that all my accounts were my own money. Now, if I had had access to an account with other people’s money, think of the possibilities
• I’m guessing it was his prepayment to go along with Russia Russia Russia, or Hillary’s email not being properly investigated & addressed. – Michelle
• That was from 2016? I wonder what else his highness granted himself in previous years. He’s a legend in his own mind.
• ~shudder~ This is what we worked our asses off for and, under duress, paid taxes for. How to earn the hate Mr. J (for jerk off) Comey.
• The following people lied to Congress and none of them went to jail: 1. James Comey 2. Christine Blasey Ford 3. Peter Strozyk 4. John Brennan 5. James Clapper 6. Andrew McCabe 7. Eric Holder 8. Bruce and Nelly Ohr 9. Rod Rosenstein 10. Susan Rice 11. Samantha Power Who did I miss? – Mila Joy

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